The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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