I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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