Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
