Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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