This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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