I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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