Kiss
Puke
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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