He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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