Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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