Do vagina's smell?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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