Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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