these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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