Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
