Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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