Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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