yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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