Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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