Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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