I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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