he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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