This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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