i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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