I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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