I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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