Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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