i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i think i have herpe
just one?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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