i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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