u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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