just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
The chlamydia really affected his face.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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