I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
