HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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