I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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