I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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