it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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