This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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