I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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