so explain again why im purple
no
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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