i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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