i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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