hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Shame is for Republicans.
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