I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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