If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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