Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Randomize
