So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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