I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I have surprise drugs for everyone
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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