it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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