Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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