I smell stomach acid.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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