I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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