We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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