she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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