What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
