Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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