it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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